- fox:zooey deschanel is simply adorkable!
- channel:*changes*
I present my handy guide in how to explain away anything in the Marvel universe.
And if all that fails
Just know that if a main member of the avengers ever dies
Skrull
The Pie is a lie
(Source: sherlockscompanion)
So apparently Jake Abel had quite the adventure this afternoon…
- Doctor:Are you sexually active
- Me:Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this
extreme makeover: home edition
- girl:i kinda like horses.
- ty:WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
breaking news: the male actors of the avengers turn every male in the world into a homosexual and gay marriage is forced to be legalized by the government
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Remember the iCarly episode when Carly and Freddie have sex?
oh my god
(Source: ruinedchildhood)
when i find myself with loads of homework
mother mary comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
“watch tv”
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my dream house, inside and out :) (feat. me)
(Source: tiny-videos)
apparently if you try to morph my face with Emma Watson a vagina forms in the center of it.
today at starbucks this girl ordered a drink and told them to put the name “primrose everdeen” on the cup and when the barista called out the name she screamed “i volunteer as tribute” and everyone just stared at her
(Source: beyoncebeytwice)
